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I'll never forget my 21st birthday. My 2 good friends, and , took me to a new bar called the . First we drink a couple of and played a game of

I just found out that there's someone out there walking around wearing a and a pair of pretending to be me. They changed their name to and they even shaved their . I contacted the local and filed a report and they said the last place he was at was

Two criminals by the names of Tom and Pete were planning to rob very soon. But they usually like to keep a low profile so they usually go by their code names, big and little . Here's how their conversation went. Tom- ok Pete. Listen up. I've got a

My cousin Josh recently found out that he has a in that he's never met. So we decided to take my on a road trip to go meet them. The trip was gonna take approximately hours so we packed plenty of

It was Sunday morning and it was time to get holy. I decided to try out a new church. But I couldn't decide between the baptist church and the penecostal church. I ended up going to the Baptist Church because I knew the preacher, pastor . It started out with a great gospel band called the holy . They played ,

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There was a crazy storm yesterday that destroyed and half of . It started with thunder that sounded like a wild that was giving birth. Lightning was ) everything in sight. It struck a and at one point it struck Mrs.

Every year we have a family reunion at the memorial Park in . But this year we decided to have it in a in . As usual it was a and crazy day. First my uncle

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