The Farting Contest
By Mylittlealien1984
- 1Don’t read the story out. Ask a friend for each word.
- 2Write each word on its line.
- 3Read the whole story out loud.
Me and my two friends boy's name and boy's name decided to have a farting contest last night. The rules were simple. You flip a(n) object to see who goes first. When it's your turn, you have number seconds to fart as loud as you can. And you get number bonus points if it's silent, but smells worse than something that stinks. We had 3 judges. Celebrity, celebrity, and cartoon character. Contestant number 1 stood up and ripped one that sounded like a(n) Adjective animal, but it didn't smell that bad so he didn't get a great score. It was my turn next. I got up and lifted my body part up in the air and let one out that almost parted the judges hair. It smelled like something that stinks, but it was only as loud as a(n) noisemaker. But it was nothing compared to contestant number 3. He leaned over the appliance, took both hands and spreaded his body part plural apart, and let one rip for about number seconds that sounded like a(n) Adjective animal. The judges were emotion. He won a trophy that had a(n) color object on top of it and we also bet number dollars cash.