Probable Cause

I was recently pulled over in my  mode of transportation by officer  last name. Here's the conversation we had. Me- good evening officer. Can I ask why you  verb-ed me over? Cop-well you were  Verb (-ing ending) in and out of lanes plus you were going  number mph and is that  liquid that I smell on your breath? Me- I'm not gonna lie officer. I did have one bottle of  liquid, but I'm feeling very  Adjective. Cop- I'm gonna have to perform a sobriety test. Please keep your  body part where I can see it and step out of the  mode of transportation. Me-  exclamation!! Is this some kind of  Adjective joke? Cop- I'm afraid not. Now please take one finger and touch the tip of your  body part without  Verb (-ing ending). Me- ok.. I did it..can I go now? Officer - not so fast. See if can walk a straight line down to that  outside object and back? Me- sure whatever you want officer  bad name. Cop- ok that's it. Put your  body part plural on the hood of the  mode of transportation. I'm gonna have to search you now so go ahead and take off your  article of clothing. Me- alright but I'm not taking off my  article of clothing. Cop- well well well what do we have here. Possession of a deadly  weapon and a half gram of  type of seasoning. Book em danno Me-  exclamation!!