911

911 Log for  date with year. 2:16am *911 What's your  Noun? "Hi. I need a(n)  Noun right away. My  relative fell down the  Noun. I think he may have broken his  Body Part." *Ok, ma'am. I will send an ambulance. Is he  Verb -ing ending? "He is  Verb -ing ending. How long will it be?" "They should be there  General time-tomorrow or last week." 5:54am 911  Question word is your  Noun? " Greeting? I need to report an accident. We need  Plural Noun asap." * Sir, what is your  Noun?" "I don't know! We're on  Route or Highway mile marker  Number." *Are any of the  Plural Noun on fire? "I don't know! Just  Verb everyone!" *Ok, sir. They are on their way." 11:34am * 3 1 digit numbers What's your emergency? "I killed them." *Sir, who did you  Verb? "I killed them all." *Sir, I'm going to need you to give me some more  Noun. "I killed my  relative and  relative plural." *Are any of them breathing?" "No, I  method of killing -ed them." *Where are you and where are they? "I'm at  location and they're gone because I killed them." *Ok. Are you  Adjective? "Nobody is  Adjective." *Hang in there,  Occupation plural are on their way. 2:47pm *911 What's your  Noun? "I've been  Verb (-ed by a man. He has held me captive for  Number years. *Where is he now? "He is  Verb -ing ending in the other room. Please,  Verb. *What is the address? "I'm not sure. It's a(n)  color house with a(n)  Adjective door. There's a(n)  Store type down the street." *Is there any mail or  Plural Noun that might have the address on it? "He has some  Magazine type plural in the bathroom.  Verb on.......Yes, it says the address is  Number  Noun road." *Ok, there are officers  Verb -ing ending to you right now. 5:21pm * 911 What's your emergency? "Is this 911? I thought you said  3 1 digit numbers." *Yes, this is 911. "I think I took too many  Plural Noun. I keep hearing  Plural Noun and the devil is trying to rip my  Organ out. Can you help me?" *Sir, do you have any  Medicine in the house? "I don't even understand what you are  Verb -ing ending. There's a(n)  Mythical creature in my swimming pool." *Are you at 457  Noun Boulevard? "I'm not even on this  thing in space." *I'm sending  Occupation plural over to  Verb you. "Am I  Verb -ing ending? Will I be  Adjective?" *You'll be ok. Just  Verb in there. 8:16pm 911  Question word is your  Noun? "Please  Verb. I think my  relative might have  Virus. Yesterday they started  Verb -ing funny. They got a fever of  Number and were having a hard time  Verb -ing ending. Today they broke out in  Adjective, Adjective boils. The boils were leaking  Color liquid. Maybe  Number ounces per hour. Then her  Body part plural started to fall off." *Ma'am. I don't need to know all of this. Just tell me your  Noun? "We are in a/a(n)  Type of Building on Avenue  Letter. The  Company Name Building. Suite 9." *If you have any  Accessory plural. Please wear them when the  Occupation plural arrive. 10:11pm *911 What's  Possessive Adjective emergency? "I just saw a(n)  Mythical thing." *Is anyone injured? Are you  Adjective? "I'm not sure. I saw a flash of  Noun and then I was on the  Mythical thing. I think they  Verb -ed me. I might even be  Adjective. " *  Question word are you now? "I'm in  Hospital Name. But they won't let me  Verb. *Are you a patient there? "I am a(n)  Occupation. But they think I'm a patient and I can't  Verb. *Is it possible that you are  Adjective? "I have to go. They are sending  Noun through the foil in my  Body part." 11:57pm *911 What's your  Noun? " First Name, I need you to pick me up. I just  Verb -ed my car  Adjective bad. I had  Number drinks at  Irish Last Name Pub." *Sir, this is 911. Do you have a/a(n)  Noun? "Um. No need to  Verb anyone. I was just kidding."