Fed up

Are you fed up with your  Adjective life? Maybe it's time to live a(n)  Noun of crime. In case you can't think of any  Adjective crimes to commit, here's a list to give you some  Adjective ideas.  Verb a(n)  Noun. Make sure to do it in broad  Noun to ensure that someone  Verb you.  Verb up to an old  Adjective lady and  Verb her right on the sidewalk. When the police  Verb, make sure to have a giant  Noun on your face and scream, " Verb you,  Animals!" Drink  Number  Beverage plural and get behind the  Noun of your  Adjective car.  Verb like you don't care who you  Verb. When you finally get pulled over, put your  Body part out the window and just keep  Verb ending in -ing. This one is the most  Adjective. Dress up like a(n)  Occupation, get a(n)  Noun, and climb the highest  Noun in  Place.  Verb around like a(n)  Animal until the police show up. As they are arresting you, take off your costume and rub your  Body part on the  Adjective ending in -est cop. That's the whole list. Enjoy your  Noun in jail. Hopefully, you don't get  Verb past tense by  Name for the next  Number years. Farewell, and try not to  Verb yourself, you  Adjective criminal!