Keys to the car... 👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲

In the  adjective house,  name was there looking for their keys, they looked in every room, but couldn't find anything.  same name walked outside and saw his keys on the ground, as he went to pick them up someone interrupted them. "Hey! What are you doing here?" yelled the random person with  adjective hair  color eyes and standing  number feet tall.  Same name was intimidated and immediately attacked, first their threw a(n)  an attack, than  another attack,  Same name kept going throwing more and more attacks, flailing their  body part plural around.  Same name was stopped immediately by the other persons  body part "imma take you out chump." said the random person.  Same name crossed between the random person's  Body part plural and yoinked his keys. He threw his car's door open and jumped in. He started up the engine yelling  angry phrase as he drove away. The random person was upset, but had to deal with it.  Same name stopped his car by a dealership hoping to sell it and not get kicked out of his home. He walked up to a salesman and asked about it. "Your car will be worth  number because it's only a(n)  car type/brand."  Same name "Sounds good chump." The salesman shook his hand signed the papers and the car was sold...  Same name had to now walk down the street back to his home, but he knew that random person would probably be waiting, so they went to the gum store first and bought a(n)  weapon with his new moollaa.  Same name continued to their house and met eyes with the random person, who had a(n)  weapon. They both charged at eatch other at  number miles per hour. The rainbow clash vaporized a(n)  number mile radius around them, and they both died.